A Mystery Most Puzzling

Object in question: one small round jar of hair wax, used for giving that tousled, yet carefully arranged bed head look.

Victim: Inger-Lis LeVitre. Very torn up, irritated, and having to make due with her husband's hair product, which is NOT THE SAME, and dealing with an off hair day on a Monday, of course.

Person of Interest: James LeVitre. Very interested in said hair wax, as well as mommy's make up, blow dryer, and anything he could possibly make a mess with in the bathroom. No hair wax trails have been found, so he is not listed as a suspect yet.

Witnesses: Spouse of said victim claims to have seen hair product only yesterday.

James is wanted for questioning at this point. He was last seen in the care of his babysitter. He will be turning himself in at 5:30 today, when mommy picks him up.

Victim has been tearing bathroom apart looking for missing object. This includes thinking like a certain 3 year old who is not a suspect yet but likes to hide things in weird and definitely gross places.

Places have looked:

In toilet
under toilet plunger
in toilet bowl brush bucket
in garbage
in toy cups
in child's bedroom

Some locations have yielded other lost items, such as tooth brush, soap, and little rubber froggies, but not item in question.

If you have seen this item (Fructis brand, neon green, with bright yellow lid) you are asked to contact LeVitre household immediately. Reward of yummy cookies are being offered.

Thank you.